Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.
them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing
tina and amy’s faces omg
and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan
scarlett is so tired of this shit
|emma watson:||gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises|
|emma watson:||spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger|
|emma watson:||manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades|
|emma watson:||gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY|
|emma watson:||overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas|
|emma watson:||completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students|
|emma watson:||delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality|
|emma watson:||is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet|
|emma watson:||is also ridiculously hot|
|emma watson:||is perfect human|
|crusty men living in their parents basements:||shit|
|crusty men living in their parents basements:||i feel so threatened rn|
|crusty men living in their parents basements:||let's leak her nudes|
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
Who ran the fastest during the Snatchers scene?